“The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”

The Dailey Sun~Chronicles

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Volume VII, Issue 25                          10 – 25 – 18                 Weekend ***** Edition

The Good, Bad, and the Ugly

 

This Weekend’s Version of

“That Was the Week That Was in America”

 

[First] The Good News . . .

 

Dateline: Kansas City, Missouri

A man whose excessive flatulence forced the end of interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.

 

Dateline: Topeka, Kansas

A statue of former president and WWII general Dwight David Eisenhour was erected on the statehouse grounds.

 

Dateline: Gainesville, Florida

Northeast Park was renamed after iconic rocker Tom Petty, who played there as a boy.

 

Dateline: Brownsville, Texas

Solid median barriers along highway 48 are being modified to better protect the nesting grounds of pelicans.

 

Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico

The Vice President Mike Pence today is leading a political rally down in Roswell in support of GOP candidates. Future breaking news of his visit may stir up another UFO siting.

 

Dateline: Quechee, Vermont

The family of a man who jumped from a bridge hopes that a fence built will prevent suicides.

Dateline: Wichita, Kansas

A new crop report shows mostly adequate soil moisture levels across the state.

Dateline: Newport News, Virginia

Jill Biden christened the navy’s newest Virginia-class submarine, named the USS Delaware.

Dateline: Houghton, Michigan

The first phase of a multiyear effort to rebuild the gray wolf population at Isle Royale National Park has concluded.

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada

After less that two weeks on the job, Police Chief Jerry Delgado has resigned.

Dateline: Wapakoneta, Ohio

The town has begun a month-long celebration honoring the 50th anniversary of native Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.

Dateline: New York, New York

A federal judge has ordered the release of a 2-year-old boy separated from his parents at the Mexican border more than six weeks ago.

Dateline: Rocky Mount, Virginia

The Empire Bakery Commissary plans a $10 million expansion that will create 75 jobs.

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Now for the Bad News . . .

 

Dateline: Madison, Wisconsin

There is a severe shortage of psychiatrists in the state. Twenty of Wisconsin’s 72 counties are without a practicing shrink. Perhaps the reason the governor is crazy like a republican.

 

Dateline: Portland, Maine

St. Lawrence University has decided NOT to rescind the honorary degree for Senator Susan Collins even in light of her recent Supreme Court nominee confirmation vote.

 

Dateline: Salem, Oregon

A federal judge denied a request to halt a logging operation in the Umpqua National Forest. The Umpqua National Bank is denying any involvement in this case.

 

Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico

The state agency that helps disabled Americans find work is telling job seekers to go away, citing its own financial woes.

 

Dateline: Provincetown, Massachusetts

Researchers say “Ladders”, a fin whale that washed ashore, was known to them for over 30 years.

 

Dateline: Key West, Florida

Nearly 3,000 have left the island chain to relocate following Hurricane Irma last year.

 

Dateline: Rindge, New Hampshire

Pigs are seeking the public’s help to find a white man who poured maple syrup on a police cruiser.

 

Dateline: St. Joseph, Tennessee

Authorities say a 10-year-old girl was accidently shot in the head by her twin brother.

 

Dateline: Auburn, Maine

The local police department is going to start shaming shoplifters by posting mug shots online in order to deal with their “out-of-control” problem.

 

 . . . wishing for no more bad news

Dateline: Olympia, Washington

Voters in two counties were mistakenly sent ballot-return envelops requiring two stamp postage.

 

Dateline: Jackson, Mississippi

Four Louisiana men pleaded not guilty in trying to bribe the Kemper County sheriff with $2,000 in casino chips while seeking lucrative jail contracts.

 

Dateline: Montpelier, Vermont

The Attorney General says scammers pretending to be utility companies are calling customers to demand payments for electricity.

 

Dateline: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

Financially troubled Pauls Valley Regional Medical Center has closed.

 

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The Ugly News . . .

 

Dateline: West Helena, Arkansas

An animal shelter says someone has been breaking in and using stolen dogs for dogfights.

 

Dateline: York, South Carolina

Bedbugs have been found in the offices at the Moss Justice Center.

 

Dateline: Monroe, Wisconsin

It is believed that skeletal remains found by deer hunters in Adams County are those of a man missing since 2017.

 

Dateline: Helena, Montana

A good doctor died when his rifle discharged after he returned from a hunting trip.

 

Dateline: St. Paul, Minnesota

State officials state more than 300 people have died as a result of traffic crashes in 2018.

 

More ugly and sad news stories …

Dateline: Sullivan, Missouri

Authorities say an 81-year-old man drowned after crashing his car into a neighborhood pond and then trying to retrieve and save his groceries.

 

Dateline: Hodges, South Carolina

Deputies say a 17-year-old shooting at a street sign accidently killed a man sitting at home on his front porch.

 

Dateline: Youngstown, Ohio

A man charged in a human-trafficking investigation apparently fatally shot himself.

 

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