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Time to Tee Off, Mr. Presidente

If he had better advisers POTUS Trump would leave for South Floorida today. They need his funny business.

I’m sure The Donald will feel better if he can cheat on his own golf course. What would be the ideal foursome?

A to Z

Take Mnuchin with you to Mir-al-Lago. Milania may be jealous but it will be worth it. The Secretary of the Treasury has no qualms about betting from the federal treasury… the USA national debt can set another record.

Next, The Donald needs to take a caddy that he can blame anything and everything on. How about that Admiral who cannot figure out how to test enough Americans for the Covid 19?!?

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Helter Skelter ‘Shelter in-Place,’ with 4 Broad Principles – “Ignorance on Your Part Does Not Make an Emergency for Me” and My Roommates Need a Haircut

The Dailey Sun~Chronicles (July 25, 2020) – Northern California – RESUMPTION OF OUR AMERICAN LIVES [We mean freedom!]

Sooner or later there is at least one character in the ‘snow blizzard’ period be it being driven ‘nuts’ stuck in the same mud-house for yet another day.

Let’s join in the petition – sign it – and Recall the California Governor for usurping the State Constitution!

It is almost like someone is stolen my childhood.

I do feel like Governor Gavin Newsom has stolen/kidnapped/sexually abused me. Let us citizens impeach him.

Note: This is a work in progress… originally written 5:15 p.m. EDT on Saturday, March 22, 2020,

Stone at Minneapolis’ Cedar Lake Park. My bro Dan L. and his lovely wife Holly Ramsay Dailey had a lot to do with conserving the neighborhood park. God bless their souls…

May we have a discussion now about Climate Change?!?

Enough about the misunderstood virus. There must be more than 2,000 identified viruses that are pathogenic (harmful).

The American public is not educationally sophisticated enough to self-evaluate the risks associated with it. We are still learning and dropping like flies.

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Resilience is a Great Trait

Resilience is an important host factor in the prevention of any illness. Getting sleep is something that is left off the CDC list, as is prayer.

This article was written three weeks ago. The horror of the Covid-19 spreading in a Washington nursing home and several others across the country really grabbed attention.

From Florida to Maine to California up to Alaska and out to Hawai’i (Tuesday, March 10, 2020) Older Americans Do Not Scare Easily – Older Americans may susceptible to believing B.S. (bullshit) they see on TV.

Younger Americans are making decisions without consulting their ‘stakeholders.’ A stakeholder is a person or group [senior citizens] that is affected by the change. Ask older people what they think; use their wisdom.

Change is something that get harder to do and accept when old age approaches. Younger Americans in positions of power are doing things with their hearts and souls, but neglecting the ‘brain trust’ of veterans. Coincidentally, people living in nursing homes have died recently and it was not their fault.

Blood is on the hands of VP Mike Pence.

Making good decisions with correlation, rather than cause-and-effect is very risky.

Decisions made with faulty information can be poor.

Information trickling down (just like piss) from the White House may be leading to more bad than good. Acting cabinet member Alex Azar really can scare folks of all ages when he opens his mouth.

I pray that Azar does not take a horse piss on social media.

Republicans from New York have a particular way of behaving using social media… do you remember the governor that kept sending penis pictures to women.

Oh course you recall the two NYC mayors who suffered from diahhrea of the mouth?!?

So we might as well base our science and technology on the rise and fall of the DJIA/Wall Street. (No, this is a false statement. Do not believe it for a New York Minute)

I hope you have already known that making assumptions is really ‘making an ass out of you and me.’

It only took one course in epidemiology to sell me on the idea that vectors, agents, hosts, and the environment must be analyzed for making improvements in public health and safety.

Resilience is a word that no one from the Pence Viral Committee have uttered.

Furthermore, the Trump-Pence White House have never utilized the Monroe Doctrine that has been around since the 1820s. Go figure that The Donald never got good grades in Social Studies, Geography, World or U.S. History, nor the origin and principles of the Lincoln Republican Party.

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Senior Americans would spend their time better improving their cognitive health and short-term and long-term memories. Why should the old geezeers do stuff the way the kids ‘wet behind the ears’ are saying?

 

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Sunday’s Holy, Holy, Holy Edition . . . Pray for Impeachment Trial and DJT Removal Before Thanksgiving . . . May the US Be Well Again !!!

Week of November 10, 2019

This is the biggest week in Trump’s Impeachment Hearings and Trial. As he wanted, the proceedings will be on television. One “senior official” in the White House relates that the Oval Office expects higher TV ratings than all of the Apprentice shows.

With peace, like a river, attendeth my way;

. . . as I pour out my heart:

All is well, all is well with my soul.

The thought of Trump spending the holidays and the entire year of 2020 near his South Florida golf course and so-called site of a G7 or G8 Summit; this gives my mind peace.

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Trumpism Scares the Poop out of Me, Too

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Sometimes Thoughts and Prayers are Not Enough

The Dailey Sun~Chronicles

“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

~ Newspapers are worth the price you pay; If they are free, they are worth nothing.”

 

Volume VIII, Issue 60                                  10 – 30 – 2019                         ***** Edition

 

Evangelical Issue

 

[Menlo Park Church, Northern California] – With the assistance of the ‘men of integrity’ of our Saturday Morning Men’s Bible Study Fellowship, we came up with some practical techniques to get latent Christians active and spread The Word. Many families have issues with relatives and close friends that do not regularly read, sing, or worship during these contemporary times.

Our Presidential corruption has been a catalyst for normalizing lying (violation of the 7th Commandment), failing to honor our earthly parents (sin of the 4th Commandment), swearing and cursing (contrary to the 2nd Commandment), or failing to follow any of the other seven Commandments.

It breaks the heart of a Christian when people they care about do not follow the teachings and customs of our Holy Church. Other than sending thoughts and prayers, the men in attendance at last weekend’s meeting offered some ideas of what has been successful for them.

Abraham visited by angels

 

Angels Visiting Abraham (Father of All Faiths)

 

 

 

Here are a few suggestions, which are NOT pushy or appear to be bullying:

 

  1. Wait for an ‘open door.’ Approach non-practicing people when it is a good time.

 

  1. Ask other Christians to help even though they offer up prayers in your absence.

 

  1. Take one from the book of Reverend Ron Richie. Be bold and ask strangers, “Do you know Jesus Christ?”

 

  1. Like Christ, speak in parables. Tell short stories that your audience can relate, which have a lesson to live by.

 

  1. Be ‘a light.’ Become an example of a great person that they might want to emulate. Demonstrate your outward journey of evangelism.

 

  1. Serve others in their time of need, particularly when the giver has nothing to gain.

 

  1. Utilize your own faith, talent, treasure, and time.

 

  1. Demonstrate true peace, joy, and the abundant life, grace, and mercy of God.

 

  1. Recruit others into a ministry serving the poor, homeless, hungry, jailed, atheists, seniors, children, (dis)abled, or other needy people.

 

 

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Getting Wiser by Getting Older ~ Wisdom

Hundreds of ideas how to improve the quality of life for senior citizens…

Dateline: Anywhere

 

Become Content

  1. Stop Complaining
  2. Change Your Perspective
  3. Be Thankful
  4. Don’t Compare Thyself to Others
  5. Lower Your Expectations
  6. Put People Before Things
  7. Do Away with Wish-lists
  8. Focus on Today
  9. Savor the Little Things
  10. Eliminate Excess

 

Practice Affirmations

 

Good Time Management: Avoid the unnecessary, inefficient, fear, indecisiveness, trivial tasks, distractions, disorganization, perfectionism; repeating, pleasing everyone, lack of rest, poor health habits, unmotivation, and holding onto the past.

 

Handling Emotions Well (wisdom reaction)

 

Develop a High Emotional Intelligence

 

Recognizing Triggers that lead to Negative Consequences (wisdom reaction)

 

Practicing Mindfulness

  • A mindful attitude is non-judgmental, patient, non-striving, and able to let-go.
  • One can do mindful eating.
  • Mindful breathing means getting comfortable, observing each breath, and being non-critical.
  • Mindful walking involves being aware of surroundings and keeping rhythm.

 

Becoming More Resilient

  1. Experience More Positive Emotions
  2. Express Gratitude
  3. Hand-on Serenity Exercises
  4. Move-on to Positive Emotions
  5. Practice One Scary Thing Per Day

 

Get Mentally Tough

 

Utilizing Breathing Exercises

 

Use Coping Strategies

 

 

Adopt Any of 12 Things Happy People Do

  • Express Gratitude
  • Cultivate Optimism
  • Learn to Forgive
  • Avoid Overthinking and Social Comparison
  • Practice Acts of Kindness
  • Nurture Social Relationships
  • Increase Focus Experiences
  • Develop Strategies for Coping
  • Savor Life’s Joys
  • Commit to Your Goals
  • Take Care of Your Body
  • Practice Spirituality

 

Reframe Thoughts into Happiness

 

Turn Personal Weaknesses into Strengths

Inconsistent >>> Flexible

Disorganized >>> Creative

Obnoxious >>> Enthusiastic

Stubborn >>> Dedicated

Emotionless >>> Calm

Shy >>> Reflective

Weak >>> Humble

Indecisive >>> Patient

Impatient >>> Passionate

Arrogant >> Self-Confident

Intimidating >>> Assertive

 

Act When You Are Feeling Down

  • Be Spiritual
  • Be Sociable
  • Move and Exercise
  • Nurture Yourself: Eat, Shower, Read, Dress Up, Get Creative,
  • Engage Your Brain
  • Do Things that Make You Happier
  • Accept Medical Help

 

Practice a Well-Designed Life

 

Do Healthy Anti-Aging Things

Try Retinoids, Alpha-Hydroxy Acids, Hyalukonic Acids, Anti-Oxydants, Peptides, Deramides, DNA-Repair Ingredients, and Lighteners

 

 

Silence Negative Thinking

 

Discard Distorted Conceptions

 

Eliminate Things That Block Happiness

 

Move Beyond Your “Comfort Zone” and Learn: Deal with challenges and problems. Achieve new skills, and expand “Comfort Zone.”

 

Have a Growth Rather Than a Fixed Mindset

 

Improve Memory

(i.e. Writing things down, Chunking data, Little and often, Make it a story, Create acronyms, Say things out-loud, Create silly sentences, Practice, Focus, Test yourself, Ask why, Get enough sleep and water)

 

Practice Healthy Habits of Highly Productive People

 

Relieve Stress

 

Distress Tolerance

 

Manage Anxiety

 

Just Say “No”

 

Letting Go

 

Develop Good Habits of the Mind

  1. Perseverance: Focus, Complete Tasks, Remove Goal Obstructions.
  2. Empathetic Listening
  3. Manage Impulsivity: Remain Calm, Thoughtful, and Deliberate.
  4. Flexibility
  5. Metacognition: Aware of thoughts, strategies, feelings, and effects on others.
  6. Striving for Accuracy: Setting high standards, checking, and finding ways to improve.
  7. Questioning and Problem Solving
  8. Applying Old Knowledge to New Situations
  9. Communicating Clearly with accuracy and thought.
  10. Gather Data through various sources
  11. Creating, Imagining, and Innovation.
  12. Responding with Wonderment and Awesomeness: Having fun, being intrigued, undaunted by phenomena.
  13. Taking Responsible Risks: Competent, Adventuresome, and using new things.
  14. Finding Humor.
  15. Thinking Independently.
  16. Remaining Open.

 

Deal with Confrontation

 

Observe Good Nutrition

  1. Intake
  2. Avoid foods that may induce dementia: White Foods (sugar, bread, rice, etc), Processed Food (meats, cheese), Foods containing Nitrites or Diacetyls (margarine, beer)

 

Flex Muscles of Spiritual Fitness

 

Learn Effectively

Incident Prevention: Understand Cause and Effect; Identify Root Causes: Apply Skills and Knowledge; Get the Big Picture; Cooperate with Others; Set Goals; Build a Working Memory; Deliberate Practice; Chunking Large Bits of Data; Explain Training Techniques; Improve Memory; Repetition; Self-Test; Adapt to Unusual Situations; Build Safe Habits; Drive (enough sleep, food) Healthy; Learn from and teach others; Humble Self-Confidence; Apply wisdom daily; Relax and Reduce Anxiety; Prioritize Tasks; Self-Controlled Behavior;

 

Practice Sensory Calming Techniques

 

Develop Your Sense of Humor

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Volume VIII, Issue 80                      July 29, 2019                          ***** Edition

 

Dateline: Anywhere

 

Become Content

  1. Stop Complaining
  2. Change Your Perspective
  3. Be Thankful
  4. Don’t Compare Thyself to Others
  5. Lower Your Expectations
  6. Put People Before Things
  7. Do Away with Wish-lists
  8. Focus on Today
  9. Savor the Little Things
  10. Eliminate Excess

Practice Affirmations

positive words

Good Time Management: Avoid the unnecessary, inefficient, fear, indecisiveness, trivial tasks, distractions, disorganization, perfectionism; repeating, pleasing everyone, lack of rest, poor health habits, unmotivation, and holding onto the past.

Handling and Recognizing Emotions Well (wisdom reaction)
emotions

Develop a High Emotional Intelligence:

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Recognizing Triggers that lead to Negative Consequences (wisdom reaction)

Practicing Mindfulness

  • A mindful attitude is non-judgmental, patient, non-striving, and able to let-go.
  • One can do mindful eating.
  • Mindful breathing means getting comfortable, observing each breath, and being non-critical.
  • Mindful walking involves being aware of surroundings and keeping rhythm.

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Becoming More Resilient

  1. Experience More Positive…

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Sun~Chronicles report . . . Odd Events During the Last Month in the U.S.A.

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 “Newspapers are worth at least the price you pay; if it is free, it is worth nothing”    

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11 – 18 – 18

***** Sunday Edition

 

Some Odd Events During the Last Month in the U.S.A.

 

Kids Being Kids?!?

Dateline: Aurora, Colorado

A middle school principal nabbed a juvenile, who wore a clown mask and chased students walking home.

Funny Floridians . . .

Dateline: Big Coppitt Key, Florida

Daryl Royal Riedel, 48, chugged a 16-ounce beer after being stopped for suspicion of drunk driving.

 

A Sign of the Times?!?

Dateline: Chicago, Illinois

Free milk will be provided to low-income families through March from six sites in Chicago, Melrose Park and Blue Island.

 

Similar to the Leaning Tower of Pisa…

Dateline: San Francisco, California

A new violation against the sinking Millennium Tower was issued after another cracked window was found.

 

Lax TSA is Good…

Dateline: SeaTac Airport in Seattle, Washington

Visitors are being allowed past security for the first time in nearly two decades. The new program allows greeters to meet or see off loved ones. This “SEA Visitor Pass” meets TSA requirements for domestic travel gates and is certainly must friendlier.

 

It is Flu Season…

Dateline: Orono, Maine

Researchers at the University of Maine are using a $430K National Institute of Health grant to study immune responses.

 

State Trooper Caught Red Faced and Red Handed.

Dateline: Silverdale, Washington

Officer Manning has taken down a Confederate flag he flew outside his home after his supervisors were tipped off. Manning claimed he inherited it from his grandfather and was not aware of the negative implications of the symbol.

 

 

Climate Change with Bad Effects . . .

Dateline: Colorado Springs, Colorado

Insurance companies state they have received more than 12,000 damage claims after June’s event which was the city’s worst hail storm in 20 years.

 

Lucky Cats . . .

Dateline: Ledgewood, New Jersey

An animal welfare center rescued 172 cats from a home that had no electricity nor running water.

Poor Cat . . .

Dateline: Cleveland, Ohio

CPD officer Vu Nguyen, who collapsed during a timed 1.5-mile fitness run during 90-degree heat has passed away.

 

Tax Revenue Reaches a High . . .

Dateline: Juneau, Alaska

State revenue from marijuana taxes has reached a “high” of $1.2 million.

 

Poor American Veteran . . .

Dateline: Atlanta, Georgia

A USAF vet died after he lit himself on fire in front of the Georgia Capitol while protesting the Veterans Affairs system.

 

Taking Justice into Thy Own Hands . . .

Dateline: Youngstown, Ohio

A man charged in a human-trafficking investigation apparently fatally shot himself.

 

Civics Class Gone . . .

Dateline: Park City, Utah

Teacher was placed on-leave for instructing students to read the lyrics of Eminem song that slams President Trump.

 

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“Post Turtle” Donald

Placed There by American Voters and Must be Removed by Others.

He does not know how to get himself down or do the right things while up there.

 

 

Now for the Bad News . . .

 

Dateline: Redmond, Oregon

A woman who was said to be in good health has died from hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, which is a disease transmitted through rodent droppings.

 

Dateline: Provincetown, Massachusetts

Researchers say “Ladders”, a fin whale that washed ashore, was known to them for over 30 years.

 

Dateline: Jamestown, North Dakota

A landfill worker died when both a dump truck and payloader struck and ran over him.

 

Dateline: Charleston, South Carolina

The southern pine beetle has returned to the state. The last outbreak during 2000 caused $1.5 billion damages.

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“The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”

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“No Rumors, No Fake News Stories – Just the Facts, Jack!”

Volume VII, Issue 25                          10 – 25 – 18                 Weekend ***** Edition

The Good, Bad, and the Ugly

 

This Weekend’s Version of

“That Was the Week That Was in America”

 

[First] The Good News . . .

 

Dateline: Kansas City, Missouri

A man whose excessive flatulence forced the end of interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.

 

Dateline: Topeka, Kansas

A statue of former president and WWII general Dwight David Eisenhour was erected on the statehouse grounds.

 

Dateline: Gainesville, Florida

Northeast Park was renamed after iconic rocker Tom Petty, who played there as a boy.

 

Dateline: Brownsville, Texas

Solid median barriers along highway 48 are being modified to better protect the nesting grounds of pelicans.

 

Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico

The Vice President Mike Pence today is leading a political rally down in Roswell in support of GOP candidates. Future breaking news of his visit may stir up another UFO siting.

 

Dateline: Quechee, Vermont

The family of a man who jumped from a bridge hopes that a fence built will prevent suicides.

Dateline: Wichita, Kansas

A new crop report shows mostly adequate soil moisture levels across the state.

Dateline: Newport News, Virginia

Jill Biden christened the navy’s newest Virginia-class submarine, named the USS Delaware.

Dateline: Houghton, Michigan

The first phase of a multiyear effort to rebuild the gray wolf population at Isle Royale National Park has concluded.

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada

After less that two weeks on the job, Police Chief Jerry Delgado has resigned.

Dateline: Wapakoneta, Ohio

The town has begun a month-long celebration honoring the 50th anniversary of native Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.

Dateline: New York, New York

A federal judge has ordered the release of a 2-year-old boy separated from his parents at the Mexican border more than six weeks ago.

Dateline: Rocky Mount, Virginia

The Empire Bakery Commissary plans a $10 million expansion that will create 75 jobs.

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Uncle Jed Sees Post Turtle

 

Now for the Bad News . . .

 

Dateline: Madison, Wisconsin

There is a severe shortage of psychiatrists in the state. Twenty of Wisconsin’s 72 counties are without a practicing shrink. Perhaps the reason the governor is crazy like a republican.

 

Dateline: Portland, Maine

St. Lawrence University has decided NOT to rescind the honorary degree for Senator Susan Collins even in light of her recent Supreme Court nominee confirmation vote.

 

Dateline: Salem, Oregon

A federal judge denied a request to halt a logging operation in the Umpqua National Forest. The Umpqua National Bank is denying any involvement in this case.

 

Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico

The state agency that helps disabled Americans find work is telling job seekers to go away, citing its own financial woes.

 

Dateline: Provincetown, Massachusetts

Researchers say “Ladders”, a fin whale that washed ashore, was known to them for over 30 years.

 

Dateline: Key West, Florida

Nearly 3,000 have left the island chain to relocate following Hurricane Irma last year.

 

Dateline: Rindge, New Hampshire

Pigs are seeking the public’s help to find a white man who poured maple syrup on a police cruiser.

 

Dateline: St. Joseph, Tennessee

Authorities say a 10-year-old girl was accidently shot in the head by her twin brother.

 

Dateline: Auburn, Maine

The local police department is going to start shaming shoplifters by posting mug shots online in order to deal with their “out-of-control” problem.

 

 . . . wishing for no more bad news

Dateline: Olympia, Washington

Voters in two counties were mistakenly sent ballot-return envelops requiring two stamp postage.

 

Dateline: Jackson, Mississippi

Four Louisiana men pleaded not guilty in trying to bribe the Kemper County sheriff with $2,000 in casino chips while seeking lucrative jail contracts.

 

Dateline: Montpelier, Vermont

The Attorney General says scammers pretending to be utility companies are calling customers to demand payments for electricity.

 

Dateline: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

Financially troubled Pauls Valley Regional Medical Center has closed.

 

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The Ugly News . . .

 

Dateline: West Helena, Arkansas

An animal shelter says someone has been breaking in and using stolen dogs for dogfights.

 

Dateline: York, South Carolina

Bedbugs have been found in the offices at the Moss Justice Center.

 

Dateline: Monroe, Wisconsin

It is believed that skeletal remains found by deer hunters in Adams County are those of a man missing since 2017.

 

Dateline: Helena, Montana

A good doctor died when his rifle discharged after he returned from a hunting trip.

 

Dateline: St. Paul, Minnesota

State officials state more than 300 people have died as a result of traffic crashes in 2018.

 

More ugly and sad news stories …

Dateline: Sullivan, Missouri

Authorities say an 81-year-old man drowned after crashing his car into a neighborhood pond and then trying to retrieve and save his groceries.

 

Dateline: Hodges, South Carolina

Deputies say a 17-year-old shooting at a street sign accidently killed a man sitting at home on his front porch.

 

Dateline: Youngstown, Ohio

A man charged in a human-trafficking investigation apparently fatally shot himself.

 

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What Has Been Happening in America

“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

Volume VII, Issue 19                                   8 – 28 – 18                               ***** Edition

Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Fort Myers, Florida

A man was apprehended at the airport who attempted to bring a loaded revolver onto an airplane.

 

Dateline: Washington, D.C.

The Trump Administration announces plans to remove TSA checkpoints at more than 100 minor airports.

 

Dateline: Columbia, S.C.

Fifteen federal soldiers were hospitalized when lightning struck nearby during their military training exercise.

 

Dateline: Charlotte, N.C.

In a narrow 6 to 5 vote, Charlotte’s City Council decided to continue their bid to host the 2020 Republican National Convention.

 

Dateline: Raleigh, N.C.

A historical mural has been defaced with references to slavery, World War II, and the Civil War.

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In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Carson City, Nevada

Nicoli Trutanich has been nominated by President Trump to be Nevada’s next United States Attorney General.

 

Dateline: Los Angeles, California

A former Republican congressional aide, Michael Kimbrew, has received a sentence of 18 months in prison for accepting a $5,000 bribe.

 

Dateline: Laramie, Wyoming

“The World Needs More Cowboys” is the battle cry of the University of Wyoming’s half a million-dollar marketing campaign.

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In the American Heartland . . .

Dateline: Willard, Ohio

Two men who hopped a freight train were arrested after they phoned 911 to report that their train was moving too fast

Dateline: Kirkwood, Missouri

A Lamborghini erupted in flames at a gas station after a minivan driver pulled away with the nozzle from the gas pump attached.

Dateline: Indianapolis, Indiana

173 of 289 public schools, as of mid-July, have signed up to receive handheld metal detectors.

Dateline: Peru, Indiana

State Police busts have netted what they call “Donald J. Trump-shaped” ecstasy pills.

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Remembering All the Days POTUS as Spent at Trump Resorts instead of the WH

 

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Elsewhere in the United States of America . . .

Dateline: Denver, Colorado

JBS-USA, the nation’s largest meat producer, has suspended shipments from a pig farm where workers were caught on undercover video hitting, beating, ridiculing, cussing at, kicking, and throwing pigs.

 

Dateline: Los Angeles

Silver Lake Medical Center is suspected of discharging hundreds of homeless patients and dumping sick people back on the streets. The Center has agreed to pay a $550,000.00 legal settlement.

 

 

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In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Salt Lake City, Utah

Police are looking for owner of a loaded .380-pistol found on a baby changing table in the aquarium women’s bathroom. Authorities are unsure whether to file charges but are determined to return the gun to its owner.

 

Dateline: Tacoma, Washington

A group dedicated to fighting white supremacy in the community is behind a new billboard that reads, “There are Nazis in Our Neighborhood.” The group has already removed offensive fliers and protested a local business.

 

Dateline: Reno, Nevada

A suspected drunken driver was arrested going the wrong way on Interstate 80 after side-swiping two cars, including a Nevada Highway Patrol cruiser. The driver eventually exited the freeway, lost control and crossed four lanes of traffic before stopping on the sidewalk.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Auburn, Maine

The local police department is going to start shaming shoplifters by posting mug shots online in order to deal with their “out-of-control” problem.

 

Dateline: Waldo, Florida

After being #1 for almost a quarter of a century, the towns of Lawtey and Waldo are no longer being designated by AAA as “Traffic Traps.”

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Remembering Last Summer’s Solar Eclipse

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In the American Heartland . .

Dateline: Columbus, Ohio

The Libertarian Party of Ohio has regained state recognition for the first time in nearly four years. Libertarians have submitted more than the 54,964 signatures need to regain ‘minor party’ status.

 

Dateline: Chattanooga, Tennessee

The state’s largest health insurers are cutting premiums for individual plans under the Affordable Care Act’s health care exchange market. Blue Shield plans a 10.9% reduction and Cigna premiums will drop 4.8%.

 

Dateline: Fargo, North Dakota

The Fargo Public Library is eliminating overdue fines for all children’s materials in an effort to increase literacy.

 

Dateline: Madison, Wisconsin

The state could rake in an additional $90 million in Internet sales taxes this fiscal year if lawmakers start collection this fall. $120 million is estimated to be Wisconsin’s take during 2019.

 

Dateline: Peru, Indiana

State Police drug busts have netted what they call “Donald J. Trump-shaped” ecstasy pills.

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

Dateline: Also in Chattanooga

Sixty-year-old Jonathan Manlove has filed a class-action lawsuit against Volkswagen’s auto plant claiming age discrimination.

 

Dateline: Las Vegas

Democrats are outpacing Republicans in voter registrations for a third straight month capturing an 8,623 to 5,830 edge over the G.O.P. in the county.

 

 

Dateline: Los Angeles

Silver Lake Medical Center is suspected of discharging hundreds of homeless patients and dumping sick people back on the streets. The Center has agreed to pay a $550,000.00 legal settlement.

 

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“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

 “Newspapers are worth at least the price you pay; if it is free, it is worth nothing”                                                             

Volume VII, Issue 18                                  

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Saturday’s ***** Edition     

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