Category: Year of the Dog

The Dailey Sun~Chronicles: Volume 7, Issue 11 with News Bulletins Across the U.S.A.

TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Aspen, Colorado

One dude pleaded guilty for throwing bottles of alcohol, bleach, and titanium oxide into the Roaring Fork River.

 

Dateline: Honolulu, Hawai’i

Japanese tourists, who interrupted a group of men injecting drugs in a restroom face $50,000.00 in medical costs from being assaulted.

 

Dateline: Coeur D’Alene, Idaho

The local resort estimates that 30,000 golf balls have accumulated on the floor of the lake bed near a floating golf green.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Providence, Rhode Island

Laws are being written to prohibit leasing arrangements for pets.

Dateline: Albany, New York

A series of cybersecurity drills are being conducted to see how vulnerable the state’s election system is to hacking.

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In the American Heartland . . .

Dateline: Harrisburg, Arkansas

Mayor Millis is searching for a new police chief after demoting the previous on for ‘disrespectfulness.’

Dateline: Paw Paw, Michigan

Police were told of a man shot in the neck while searching for deer antlers. He was charged for filing a false felony report when it was learned that the ‘victim’ fell on an arrow.

Dateline: Topeka, Kansas

Ten stretches of memorial roadways are being designated to honor fallen state law enforcement officers.

 

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Brown Bear After Dad

 

Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

A couple woke up to find a 300-pound alligator in their swimming pool.

 

 

Let it be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg&feature=share

 

 

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The Dailey Sun~Chronicles – June 7th Issue Theme “Human Error”

That Was The Week That Was in the USA

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

 

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

 

Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue or Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

 

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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“Let It Be”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg

 

Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

 

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid $35 million in prizes because there was a glitch whereby everyone was made a winner.

 

Dateline: Orono, Maine

 

A new genetic strain is being released by the University of Maine of a gourmet item, “Pinto Gold.” Speculation is that it tastes more like pinto beans than potatoes.

 

 

Dateline: Richmond, Virginia [state capital]

 

Another month has been given to a commission that is deciding what to do with dozens of Confederate monuments.

 

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Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

 

The On Eternal Patrol Memorial Reef will be constructed on the ocean floor off the Gulf of Mexico to honor more than 4,000 submarine crewman, who have died since 1900. Critics wonder if the Trump Administration did the math underestimating the total number of human deaths.

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In the American Heartland . . .

 

Dateline: Oswego, Illinois [ no Chicago is not the state capital ]

 

The school principal issued a stout apology of a yearbook picture of cheerleaders under a banner headline “No one ugly allowed.”

 

 

Dateline: Lansing, Michigan [state capital]

 

Gasoline prices have risen 32 cents a gallon during the last month. State officials don’t realize that drivers in California have been paying more than $4.00 per gallon for many more months.

 

 

Dateline: Cleveland, Tennessee

 

Feds acknowledged that the did a DEA raid on a family’s home erroneously.

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

 

Dateline: Grand Junction, Colorado

 

A local state college – Colorado Mesa University – plans to build a campus specializing in culinary and hospitality programs for $15.7 million or less. Observers wonder why it will be located so far west within the state of Colorado and why it will be situated next to the region’s mental hospital.

 

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That Was the Week That Was in America

“Let It Be”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

The Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue of Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid…

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The San Dailey Sun~Chronicles – Memorial Day 2018 Issue

 

“All the Good News”                                                                                                                                                                                          “News You Can Use”

“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

“Newspapers are worth at least the price you pay; if it is free, it is worth nothing”

Volume VII, Issue 7             Monday, May 28, 2018                    ***** Edition  Only $1

 

TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Cheyenne, Wyoming

For the first time in over 44 years, the Game and Fish Commission approved grizzly bear hunting. Opponents are disturbed that the animal’s population might grow extinct while being targeted by the NRA.

 

Dateline: Roswell, New Mexico

The Senior Special Olympics need 500 more volunteers for the scheduled games which run from July 18 to July 22, 2018.

 

Dateline: Denver, Colorado

A record was set in the sale of recreational marijuana. In March, it hit the $105 million mark.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . .

Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida

The state crime rate has hit a 47 year all-time low. The shootings at high schools did not figure into the statistics.

Dateline: Providence, Rhode Island

The Roman Catholic diocese reports that no man has signed up for the Class of 2020 seminary school, which resumes this fall.

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In the American Heartland . .

Dateline: Indianapolis, Indiana

Besides the fact that a foreigner (Australian #12 Will Power) won the Indianapolis 500, some find it odd that Hoosier gas station owners are training staff to identify patrons and report them to police if they indeed think buyers are involved in human trafficking.

Dateline: Lincoln, Nebraska

A hearing is scheduled whether to restore Nebraska’s mountain lion hunting season. The season was stopped six years ago. Why? The NRA is looking into it.

Dateline: Bolivar, Missouri

87-year-old J. Donald Baker died after piloting a single engine airplane. The refuge landed at the Silo Ridge Golf Course. Observers wonder if he was late for his tee-time.

 

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . .

New Yorker Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize Championship!  Odds are unlikely that despite the efforts of two dozen Republican congresspersons, reigning President Donald J. Trump will receive any peace prize.

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Political Endorsements in the State of California

Governor = Antonio Villaraigosa (Democrat)

Sheriff, San Mateo County = Mark D. Melville

Supervisor, San Mateo County = Don Horsley (incumbent)

Lt. Governor = Tim Ferrera (Libertarian)

Secretary of State = Erik Rydberg (the Green Party)

Controller = Mary Lou Finley (Peace and Freedom)

Treasurer = Fiona Ma (Democrat)

Attorney General = Dave Jones (Democrat)

Insurance Commissioner = Steve Poizner

Board of Equalization = Mark Burns (Republican)

DAD in RWC

U. S. Senator = David A. Dailey (the Green Party)

U. S. Representative (18th District) = Christine Russell (Republican, not a Trump supporter)

County Superintendent of Schools = Deborah S. Baker (Democrat)

County Assessor/County Clerk = John K. Mooney

Coroner = John Herbert, M.D.

Proposition 68 = Yes

Proposition 69 = Yes

Proposition 70 = No

Proposition 71 = Yes

Proposition 72 = Yes

Regional Measure 3 = No

Measure R = No

 

 

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Part III in a Series: Psychoanalysis of a Major Life-Changing Event (of an Ex-Wif)

Back to May Day ’18:

Some people think a new marriage is about money, others cite companionship as the #1 answer, and many point to greed.

Maybe it is due to fate. After all it is the Year of the Dog. But honestly, something doesn’t smell good here and I am not speaking of the other’s ass.

A neighbor told me it was a very convenient relationship of two divorcees. So a marriage of convenience seems like an idea worth thinking on for a pair of seniors.

I imagine money motivates some personalities. Financial insecurity is a big deal for many singles on a single income. Having a pension plan or significant 401K is something most Americans do not have.

Living with someone has both physical and economic security advantages. Love tends to be overrated, I suppose.

Excuse me, I am going to walk my dog and go take a cat nap.

 

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Floridians Jennifer and Nelly Play Great in California

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The San Dailey Sun~Chronicles

 

“All the Good News”

“Golf is Great Also Because My x-Wife Doesn’t Play”

“News You Can Use”

“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

“Newspapers are worth the price you pay;

If it is free, it is worth nothing”

Volume VII, Issue 8             Saturday, April 28, 2018      ***** Edition  Only $1

LPGA Edition ‘Especial’ from Daly City

“Round Three at the MediHeal Championship”

In the North American Wild West . .

Dateline: Near the Top of the Hill Daly City for the Second Time in Three Years

(note due to loss of so-called ‘Swinging Skirts’ sponsor and the beginning of the tRump – Mikey Pence Administration, the LPGA was not able to stage an event near San Francisco during 2017            The first three rounds featured a pair of sisters from Florida. Their father made his mark on the world by raising his daughters to play golf while he professionally beat the likes of Bjorn Borg and John McEnroe. Their Mom was also a touring tennis professional

The Korda sisters hail from Manatee County along the west coast of Florida. They both made the cut again at this the sixth tournament of the LPGA season. Last weekend they played well in Los Angeles.

Nearly the leader in-the-clubhouse after 54 holes is Jessica. She currently has four more tour wins than Nelly. Her successes tallied high last season as Jessica Korda made the cut 19 times during 21 tournaments entered; she finished in the top ten four times (25 since 2011).

2017 was ‘O Nelly’s’ rookie season when she entered 23 tournaments and made the cut 19 of them. She did one better than her older sister by being among the top ten golfers in five tournaments. Nelly is almost 20 years old and has won over $500,000 already.

 

Korda Jessica and Nelly

 

Younger sister, Nelly (pictured on the right) has shot consecutive rounds of 72 – 70 – 75. Her total score places her in a tie for 38th with 18 holes to play on Sunday.

 

Meanwhile, Jennifer has scored rounds of 68 – 67 – 73 and was the tournament leader after the second round played on Friday. She’ll likely play the final round in the final pairing with current leader Australian Lydia Ko.

 

Lydia Ko is currently holding the lead (-9) after starting the third round in fourth place.

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Dailey Sun-Chronicle Correspondent with the Tournament Sponsor’s Mascot

 

 

 

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Major Golf Score = POTUS I.Q.

POTUS Donald J. Trump’s Most Notable Sporting Achievement During

His Nibbs’ U.S.A. Presidency

 

(FLORIDA – Earth Day Eve, Saturday, April 21, 2018) – While other living presidents were in Texas participating in former First Lady Barbara Bush’s funeral arrangements, the reigning elected President did something for the very first time. With the secret service attesting his score card, DJT scored equal to his intelligence quotient (IQ).

Pres Trump chipped to the 16th green and had enough. DJT picked up his golf ball and headed to his ‘oval office’ in Mirror-al-Lago, Florida. Neither the POTUS nor his Department of the Treasury caddies have revealed his nibb’s final score.

Speculation is that it approached a 70!

Trump’s actual IQ may be as low as 66.

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    White House Press Secretary for the WH was not available for comment and did not answer our phone calls or e-mails. She may have been playing in a foursome some distance behind DJT.

    Recognizing that there has been a significant rise in gasoline prices and Earth Day (1970-2018) was going to occur, his nibb’s signed two executive orders before he showered after his stunning round of golf.

One EX Order was to allow pollution and another was to aid oil companies to explore for petroleum – tax credits – even in national parks and nature preserves that exist on federally-owned lands.

The President’s overwhelmed personal physician, who now works double-time trying to micromanage the U. S. Department of Veterans’ Affairs, remains concerned about his patient’s skin cancer exposure, the prospect of providing care to thousands adversely affected by the renewed Trade War, Syrian military actions, and impending injuries and illnesses of troops involved in the war (aka military actions) versus Cuba.

Cuban leaders remain adamant that the WH cannot be trusted. Their newly appointed Communist Party leader and head-of-state replacing the Castro brothers is hoping that the imperialist Vice President and U. S. President will die shortly of carcinoma and rectal cancer, respectively.

 

 

 

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TWTWTW= That Was the Week That Was [in the U.S.A.]

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In the North American Wild West . . .

Studio City, California

Dancing With the Stars announced their starting lineup to the next season, which features UCLA graduate Lew Alcindor and his shorter gal dancer. 2018 Olympian ice skaters are not paired together but with more skilled dancers. No word from ABC-TV whether they will make Kareem dance on ice, too.

San Mateo, California

A made man of the Russian Mafia was issued a 3-day eviction notice. No action to date from the Archdiocese of San Francisco and Diocese of Reno who will be sent to be the Exorcist.

 

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Meanwhile Back in Nation’s Capital . . .

Mirror-al-Lago, Florida

The POTUS was seen in Key West Thursday afternoon after he deported the Japanese President on Wednesday. The Key West Golf Club failed to return our phone calls.

Georgetown Neighborhood, D.C.

Father Karras could not be located. The “Exorcist stairs” are concrete stairs located in Georgetown at the corner of Prospect St NW and 36th St NW, leading down to M Street NW. The stairs were padded with 1/2″-thick rubber to film the death of the character Father Karras.

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Niagra Falls

Within the Heartland of the Continent . . .

 

 

 

 

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World War Three? Who, What, When, Y?

Even the Queen of the U.K., for the first time since the ‘Cold War’ in 1983, is thinking that World War III can begin tonight.

If we take her royal highness’ word for it, we can hold our collective breath, prepare, ignore, or do something about it.

What will it be?

Excuse me, I am going to take a pill . . .

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Focus, Direct Attention Domestically and with North America

Dailey Status:

this is what I formally communicated today and

posted on-line . . .

I used to be a Dem and Rep, myself. I’ve spoken with the WH twice this afternoon (WH Press Office) I am trying to make peace with a focus on North America – I believe Stormy and Syrian news items should take low priority – we , the US, needs to direct more attention domestically and with the Country of Cuba; consider the US Monroe Doctrine!

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